Olivia and I were placed on the red team together. GO CAT TAILS! We are seen here returning from the first game, duck hunt, and are victorious!
The anxious counselors/siblings/parents/friends/game organizers/videographers look on with anticipation awaiting the return of the blue, yellow, and green teams from the duck hunt.
CAMP SKITS-THURSDAY NIGHT
Blue Team- 2nd place..."What's the password," Zach questions Patrick. "What?" he responds. "Good, good, that's the password. You here to buy ducks, right?" By this time it had been made clear that ducks had been outlawed by reason of causing head concussions. And Patrick was an undercover police trying to crack down a duck scandal.
Our villains' trial. In the end, Zach was set free, by the presiding judge, Judge Trudy (AKA Sharon) because he told the truth and Billy was sentenced to 70 sextillion years in prison for continuing to lie about what happened. "They were pelicans!" he shouts. (the 70 sextillion was something that we had learned earlier in the week.) THE END
In 128 B.C. and meet Hipparchus (also played by Ryan) trying to count the stars. "But you can't count the stars, only God can," they protest. "You actually believe that rubbish! Ha! Well I don't and I'm going to continue to count every last star, now go away!" So they return to the time machine and start it up again and this time they end up...
In 1600 A.D. only to find Kepler (Ryan again) counting stars as well. When asked who he is, he hands them a piece of paper, "My card." "Kepler, the Star counting man" it reads, only the kids can't pronounce his name and after trying several different pronunciations he becomes exasperated. "KEPLER!! My name is Kepler" and he continues his count. Rebecka asks him if he knows anything about time machines. His only response is to stick out another piece of paper stating "I'm counting stars, go away!" So they get into the time machine once again only this time to travel to...
2003 A.D. at the NASA science lab. "Pssh (sound of walkie talkie by Ryan) Uh, this is Hubble telescope. Pssh and the latest star count is 70 sextillion pssh." Katie: "Pssh, thanks Hubble, over and out pssh" Annoyed by the continuous count the kids return to the machine and travel to a different era once again....
2077 where Ryan is seen once again. (They sure liked using him, probably because he's funny!) He is found staring blankly into space which puzzles the kids, and like any normal person would do, they wave their hands in front of his face. "OOWW!!! Don't do that!!" Ryan screeches uncontrollably. "It's these new telescope lenses, I'm trying to count the stars." This time, they don't even argue, but return to the time machine and finally return to 2007 just in time to return to the spot where the old man left them when he returned. Afterwards, they return to camp and try to count the stars but give up after three, "Forget it, only God knows how many stars there are!" THE END
Green team- 4th place.... The skit starts out with a bunch of kids (juvenile delinquents maybe?) running around the room screaming "KILL THE DUCK!" They are all rounded up and made to sit and listen to an Evangelist.
Only a few of the kids responded to the "alter call" and afterwards, were so happy that they started having a Bible study right away. The other kids only mocked and jeered. Then, they started running around the room again screaming, "KILL THE DUCK!"
Here Billy is teaching the ducklings how to walk. He starts to lead them to the park, but unfortunately, Phil (the tall duckling) trips over his own flippers and gets lost. "Oh cat tails! Where'd everybody go? I'm gonna call Aflack!" To no avail, Phillip remains lost and goes wandering.
He stumbles upon a few children playing duck-duck-goose and asks them if they know where the Good Duck-herder has gone. They don't and all agree on a direction for him to go, "He went that way!" was the general consensus. So, he takes their advise and travels in that direction.
Billy comes to ask the park rangers (Liz Wann and I) if we've seen his lost duck. We are exasperated because he of course, had to come and bother us on our only break of the day. Annoyed, I ask, "Is he real tall and lanky like?" "YEAH! That's him, where did he go?" Never seen him," I respond nonchalantly. So, Liz and I start trying to figure out which way Phil went and Billy impatiently asks, "Can you hurry up and make up my mind, I really need to find him." So we finally agree, "He went that way."
I don't have a picture for the next scene, but here's what happened. Billy found two hunters and asked them if found Phil, they could bring the duckling back to him. They agreed and found Phil, thusfotrth, bringing him back to the good Duck-Herder. Afterwards, the Duck-Herder called everyone together to celebrate the return of the missing duckling. THE END